Lila Payne

Melbourne's most scrumptious companion

Lila Payne is Melbourne's most luscious companion. Luxe alabaster skin, plump gorgeous lips and curves to make a formula one driver weep, Lila + you = dream come true.


My incredible personal assistant.

My awe inspiring business manager.

My dearest friend.

Alex and I have known each other for a decade, and we have been best friends for many years. We first met when we lived in the same city in New South Wales, where she still resides. 

Alex handles all enquires and when you book a session with me the confirmation email and text are from Alex. We share an iCloud account across our phones so a message to one of us is received by both of us. Alex has also built my websites, my logo, my online booking system, and is behind most of the magic that is Lila Payne Brand. Together we are a powerful team and well oiled machine!

Alex has a background in graphic design, web design, and accounting and marketing. She is an amazingly qualified business whiz! 

Alex doesn't tour with me, so she won't be answering the door or anything like that, only answering your texts. 

If Alex has helped you or made your booking experience better, feel free to let us know. 


Alex's wishlist

Alex's dream laptop would be the most tricked out 15" MacBook Pro with loads of memory and a Magic Mouse.

MacBook Pro 15"

Alex's computer mouse stopped working, and she needs a new one!

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Alex loves to ride her bike, but really needs a new helmet. She'd prefer a black one if they are available.

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Click here to see how you can shout Alex a coffee (or two)

If you'd like to gift any of these items, you can send them to me and I will send them on to Alex. My postal address is PO Box 237 Brunswick Victoria, 3056.

SWA 8898XE